Get out of your house now! James Franco is in the basement. He is crawling upstairs slowly!
My god, why are you still there? Are your affairs in order? Because James Franco is ever closer, and he may touch you soon.
When he arrives, what will happen? He will give you a pout so hard that your intestines will spill out of your belly. HE IS MOPEY AND CRAWLING UP THE STAIRS RIGHT NOW!
Lock the basement door! Better yet, throw Ryan Phillipe down there with him. Both will mope each other in permanent gridlock. In several days they will die from dehydration. At this point you can send your White House body guards downstairs to clean up.
White house body guards???
Yes, did I mention that YOU ARE THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES????
My god, why are you still there? Are your affairs in order? Because James Franco is ever closer, and he may touch you soon.
When he arrives, what will happen? He will give you a pout so hard that your intestines will spill out of your belly. HE IS MOPEY AND CRAWLING UP THE STAIRS RIGHT NOW!
Lock the basement door! Better yet, throw Ryan Phillipe down there with him. Both will mope each other in permanent gridlock. In several days they will die from dehydration. At this point you can send your White House body guards downstairs to clean up.
White house body guards???
Yes, did I mention that YOU ARE THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES????
4 comments:
Funny story!
Regards. Younger Leo Blog
I don't get it...If James Franco was in MY house, I'd be nothing but happy! The guy is a woman's dream come true!! Those cheekbones, that smile...
- Dianna
JF was actually 1st choice for Lynch's Bob in Twin Peaks, but he was 5, so child labor laws, you know.
Interesting to know.
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