Every child gets rated on a stoplight every day in Kindergarten. Green for good. Yellow for caution. Red for bad.
If you stay on green all day you get a plastic gold coin. You can get one coin every day you are good. If you collect 10 coins, you get to go to the treasure chest.
What's in the treasure chest? Human fingers.
Wanna guess what happens to you when you are on red?
You have to bite off a finger of a hobo's corpse and put it in the treasure chest.
Did you think the fingers in the box were from the children? That's gross and you're sick. There are no children's severed fingers in the box.
Unless it's from a hobo child, of course.
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Now I know why my son's been asking for dental floss.
Wayne Cheeze!
Tell him to bite off the ring finger next time, for extra bonus.
Hobo fingers are very high in calcium, which is vital for young children's developing bones. It's also good for post-menopausal women, so I try to keep a supply on "hand" (hah!) at all times.
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