Saturday, October 27, 2007

It's Time Again to Play... Kiss or Fight! (Article from Tiger Fight Magazine)


You know the rules...

1) The postman

A: FIGHT!

2) Defenseless Puppy

A: FIGHT!

3) A wolverine with jaws and claws bound in leather

A: KISS!

4) Paris Hilton in girlie underwear

A: FIGHT!

5) Prostitute whom you have all ready paid.

A: KISS!

6) John Ashcroft

A: FIGHT!

7) Now Ashcroft is unconscious

A: FIGHT!

8) You pummel his unconscious body, severly damaging it

A: FIGHT!

9) Now he is an unrecognizable pulp

A: KISS!

10) Your pals at Tiger Fight Magazine

A: KISS

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