Monday, November 5, 2007

The New State Names


With the election coming up, it's time to change all the names of the states that are currently awful.

New Jersey discovered that they are not that much newer than the original Jersey. Therefore New Jersey changes its name to Different Jersey.

North Dakota changes its name to South Canada, cause we in the US don't want it anymore.

West Virginia changes its name to Scary Virginia. Have you seen those people? Horrible.

Nevada changes its name to Aggressive Prostitute State with Gambling and Meth.

Arizona changes its name to Used To Live Elsewhere And Now Are Dying State.

And Guam changes its name to Now We Are A State Yeah!, although they are still not a state and this is just wishful thinking.

Why won't your state change its name? Is it stuck up?

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Clown/Wolf,

Hi. I'm a world-famous game show host. So, when I say I've been around, well . . . yeah.
So, there's only one state I've never visited. And that state is Tucson. The reason I mention this is because there's a movement afoot to change the name of Tucson to New Phoenix. Jut wanted to give you a heads-up.

Best,
Pony

Greg Rice said...

Ironically Phoenix is changing its name to Tuscon of the East.

Classic O'Henry Tale.

I love you, Pony.

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