Excerpt of Recent Episode of Mickey Mouse Clubhouse

Is anyone over there at Playhouse Disney paying attention. I think some college kids are goofing on the scripts (pun intended).

Here is an excerpt...

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Mickey: Let's find Minnie. She's hiding behind one of three bushes. Which bush is she hiding behind? (Pause for kid to yell at home). Bush #1? Let's check!

(Samuel L. Jackson comes from behind bush #1).

Mickey: It's not Minnie. It's Sam Jackson.

(Jackson winks then drops behind bush.)

Mickey: Huh. Sam Jackson... Now what bush should we look at? (Pause for kid to yell.) Bush #1 again? Really? OK.

(Samuel L. Jackson comes from behind bush #1 again.)

Mickey: It's not Minnie. It's Sam Jackson. Just like before.

(Jackson winks then drops behind bush again.)

Mickey: Now what bush should we look at? (Pause for kid to yell.) Bush #1 again? You've picked it twice all ready. (Pause.) OK, OK, all right!

(Samuel L. Jackson comes from behind bush #1).

Mickey: It's not Minnie. It's Samuel L. Jackson.

Jackson: You remembered the "L"!

(Jackson winks then drops behind bush again.)

Mickey: Now what bush should we look at? Remember, we picked bush #1 three times now. (Pause for kid to yell.) I'm just going to pick bush #2 anyway.

(Guy Richie comes from behind bush #2).

Guy Richie: I'm married to a pop singer lady.

Mickey: What is happening here?

(Richie winks then drops behind bush.)

Mickey: We are looking for Minnie. I'm not sure why these people are here. I'm going to look behind bush #3, the last bush. (Wait for kids to yell at the TV.) No, not bush #1 again! Bush #3.

(Samuel L. Jackson comes from behind bush #3).

Mickey: It's Sam Jackson again! Jackson, what are you doing?

Jackson: I moved to this bush!

Mickey: Where is Minnie? Minnie? Minnie?

(Minnie walks up, eating a sandwich.)

Minnie: What's going on here?