Tuesday, August 21, 2007

People who are beating John McCain in the polls right now


According to the latest AP poll of likely Republican voters...

  • Fred Thompson (unannounced)
  • Micheal Bloomberg (unannounced, no party)
  • Al Gore (unannounced, other party)
  • James Marsters (actor portraying Cyclops from the X-Men movies)
  • John Daley (recovering alcoholic golfer)
  • Jimmy the Greek (former CBS odds maker, likely racist)
  • Geico Cavemen (fictional cavemen)
  • Shoe Salesman, unnamed (generic retail occupation)
  • Lamp (inanimate appliance, also generic)
  • John McCain, 2000 version (past self, not eligible to run)


  • The only people not beating in this poll are McCain are Dick Chaney (undead) and George W. Bush (not eligible for 3rd term, also horrible horrible fucking president, really bad).

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