5) The military uniforms are surprisingly accurate.
4) Stan Lee's embarrassing cameo gives us one more opportunity to laugh at that sad fool.
3) For a few brief moments, we glimpse a semi-nude Micheal Chiklis.
2) Since Dr. Doom is played as an effeminate Eastern European, his cape and bondage armour now makes sense.
1) The movie's ending comes a good 10 minutes before I typically would attempt to gouge my eyes out.
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My latest movie script, a mystical love story, was inspired by my trip to Dallas. I was sitting in the shared-ride taxi when a striking woman joined our group. We made eye contact and fell in love immediately. We couldn't communicate very well because she spoke Portuguese and was deaf, but this never seemed to matter. Over the course of the weekend, however, she died. In a fugue state fueled by grief and guilt (it turns out pointing to your throat insistently isn't sign language for "please tell me more about your collection of authorized Thomas Kinkade nightlights"), I wrote the screenplay in a single sitting and feel it's the best work I've ever done. Please contact me regarding option rights to "My Dead Beautiful Deaf Brazilian Geologist Is My New White Dog."
Wayne Cheeze!
I speak Portuguese as well...
Dê-me um t-shirt personalizado livre, um que diz o "presidente Reagan sido tiro!"
Means: Give me a free personalized T-shirt that says "President Reagan has been shot!"
My Dead Wife is my New White Dog is up to its 5th sequal and is now just octegenarian (sic) porn.
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