Joyful News

Floo, the Wood Elf, who can bring all the woodland creatures together in harmony, who can spin rainbow light into solid cakes of love, whose every move can heal the sick, even those with some kind of bone marrow disease, whose smell is like that of a flower and a strawberry mixed together in a mixed drink at a Pretty Convention, whose smile would melt a Nazi and have that Nazi be remolded into a kind African boy, whose ability to hit home runs is only equalled by his ability to point to the stand in which he will hit that home run, died today in a hunting accident.

He had no survivors.