Man returns from the bathroom to find his wife, Woman, has just ordered dinner.
Woman: Honey, do you know what you want?
Man: Yes. (To Waiter.) I'll have the whitefish and a Caesar salad.
Woman: Oh my god! That is what I ordered!
The couple laughs.
The waiter laughs even harder.
Man: White fish!
Woman: Same order!
Fifteen minutes pass. Laughing.
Still laughing.
Reporter: White fish! Same order! This is the story of the year. What a scoop! Get the satellite up.
A satellite hook up broadcasts the event worldwide.
A crowd gathers outside the restaurant.
Crowd: White fish! Same order!
Men from the future materialize from a wormhole, laughing.
Future man #1: This is the event.
Future man #2: White fish!
Future man #1: Same order!
Man: You are from Future?
Future man #1: Yes... look!
They look at the satellite screen.
George W. Bush (on screen): White fish!
Bin Laden (on screen): Same order!
They shake hands. Laughing.
Man: The world is saved.
Woman: Same order!
Woman: Honey, do you know what you want?
Man: Yes. (To Waiter.) I'll have the whitefish and a Caesar salad.
Woman: Oh my god! That is what I ordered!
The couple laughs.
The waiter laughs even harder.
Man: White fish!
Woman: Same order!
Fifteen minutes pass. Laughing.
Still laughing.
Reporter: White fish! Same order! This is the story of the year. What a scoop! Get the satellite up.
A satellite hook up broadcasts the event worldwide.
A crowd gathers outside the restaurant.
Crowd: White fish! Same order!
Men from the future materialize from a wormhole, laughing.
Future man #1: This is the event.
Future man #2: White fish!
Future man #1: Same order!
Man: You are from Future?
Future man #1: Yes... look!
They look at the satellite screen.
George W. Bush (on screen): White fish!
Bin Laden (on screen): Same order!
They shake hands. Laughing.
Man: The world is saved.
Woman: Same order!
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