Tuesday, May 15, 2007

The major event


Man returns from the bathroom to find his wife, Woman, has just ordered dinner.

Woman: Honey, do you know what you want?

Man: Yes. (To Waiter.) I'll have the whitefish and a Caesar salad.

Woman: Oh my god! That is what I ordered!

The couple laughs.

The waiter laughs even harder.


Man: White fish!

Woman: Same order!

Fifteen minutes pass. Laughing.

Still laughing.


Reporter: White fish! Same order! This is the story of the year. What a scoop! Get the satellite up.

A satellite hook up broadcasts the event worldwide.

A crowd gathers outside the restaurant.


Crowd: White fish! Same order!

Men from the future materialize from a wormhole, laughing.

Future man #1: This is the event.

Future man #2: White fish!

Future man #1: Same order!

Man: You are from Future?

Future man #1: Yes... look!

They look at the satellite screen.

George W. Bush (on screen): White fish!

Bin Laden (on screen): Same order!

They shake hands. Laughing.

Man: The world is saved.

Woman: Same order!

1 comment:

Dukie said...

Five entries in May? Has The Clown finally fallen to The Wolf?

Our Mission

Clown vs. Wolf is an exploration on why, when a clown and wolf fight, it is always the wolf that wins. This is universally true, even when clown is a Germanic Knife and Poison Clown - the deadliest Clown known to man.