Goodbye Dog is Official

The entire purpose of this blog has been fulfilled, because Goodbye Dog is a reality.

Thanks so much for the perfect prototype from Steve Hantz as brokered by Evan Finch.

It worked perfectly. I said Goodbye to Dog and he cried and left. I feel great. I want another.

Original Post below... Spring Break!

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Hello Kitty is yesterday's news. There's no money in it.

You say Hello to Kitty, and then Kitty stays there. There is no need to buy more Kitty, since you said Hello and why would Kitty leave?

I have invented a new success - Goodbye Dog!

There is much money in this for me, yes. When you say Goodbye to Dog, the Dog is sad and leaves. You get the joy of making Dog sad, and then you have no more Dog. To get the joy of sad Dog, you have to buy another Goodbye Dog for you to say Goodbye to it.

The cycle repeats endlessly.

$$$!

Here is more trivia for you.

Where does Goodbye Dog go when you say Goodbye? To Rusty's tavern in Tampa, FLA. 2 for 1 Hurricanes!

Spring Break!

Dude, why didn't you wake me up?

The power went out 3 months ago due to the Jack Frost Storm of great December. My alarm clock has been flashing 12:00 ever since.

Dude, I only woke up because a stray cat made it into my house, attracted to my long beard (now a home for birds). The feral cat killed 2 birds and tore open my right nostril.

I've been asleep so long, I've forgotten all my power chords.

Did I miss the Lovin' Spoonful concert?

I did?

Why... Why... Why didn't you wake me up?

I will drown my sorrows with my only comfort. I now can check the paper on the progress of my favorite candidate for president, Bill Richardson.

NOOOOO!