Clown vs. Wolf Battle Results - Round 20

Round 20: Clown with Powers of Superman vs. Iron Lung Crippled Wolf

This is a short one, and should be obvious to all how this one turns out.

Clown with Powers of Superman, comes in flying strong. He gives a quick burst of heat vision to Iron Lung Crippled Wolf. The heat vision pops of the top latch of the iron lung.

Clown Superman thinks disabling the iron lung will stop the wolf from breathing, ending the battle. But the clown had only popped open the outer-casing, and not the actual iron lung at all.

What was staring at Clown Superman when the hatch popped open? Wolf-enhanced Kryptonite! (The wolf enhancement makes the substance treble more powerful than standard Luthor-enhanced Kryptonite.)

The blisters on Clown Superman's eyelids are just the beginning. Within seconds the clown is liquefied.

Iron Lung Crippled Wolf is then sent on a 14 state lecture tour, financed by the American Enterprise Institute.

Recent Clown vs. Wolf Battle Results

Round 19: Unbreakable Steel Skeleton Clown vs. Octogenarian Wolf (Nov 20th, 2006)

Unbreakable Steel Skeleton Clown attacks the Octogenarian Wolf with spinning circus blades in each hand. The clown is laughing in a high-pitched attempt to intimidate by evoking fear of Batman's nemesis, "The Joker." This proves to be futile on a non-literate animal, such as a wolf.

The elderly wolf has no teeth. So rather than biting, he leaps into the mouth of the clown. He burrows slowly down the clown's throat, separating his mouth apart as he digs. The clown is suffocated, as his unbreakable steel skeleton remained a non-factor.

Although the wolf also cannot breathe inside the clown's throat, he lasts much longer than the nancy-boy clown. Once the deed is done, the member of the "Greatest Wolf Generation" easily backs out of the mix of saliva, teeth and blood the clown once called a mouth.

Later, the wolf is put to stud with several other bulls and horses.