You know the rules...
1) The postman
A: FIGHT!
2) Defenseless Puppy
A: FIGHT!
3) A wolverine with jaws and claws bound in leather
A: KISS!
4) Paris Hilton in girlie underwear
A: FIGHT!
5) Prostitute whom you have all ready paid.
A: KISS!
6) John Ashcroft
A: FIGHT!
7) Now Ashcroft is unconscious
A: FIGHT!
8) You pummel his unconscious body, severly damaging it
A: FIGHT!
9) Now he is an unrecognizable pulp
A: KISS!
10) Your pals at Tiger Fight Magazine
A: KISS
Saturday, October 27, 2007
It's Time Again to Play... Kiss or Fight! (Article from Tiger Fight Magazine)
Posted by Greg Rice at 12:33 AM
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Clown vs. Wolf is an exploration on why, when a clown and wolf fight, it is always the wolf that wins.
This is universally true, even when clown is a Germanic Knife and Poison Clown - the deadliest Clown known to man.
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