Top Five Films in which Dustin Hoffman Murders a Turtle

5) Midnight Cowboy: When Hoffman says "I'm walking here," it is over the neck of a turtle

4) Kramer vs. Kramer: In the mold of Freddy vs. Jason, Kramer (Hoffman) fights to the death with Kramer (turtle)

3) Marathon Man: The phrase "Is it safe?" was edited down from the original screenplay which read "Is it safe to keep killing all these turtles?"

2) Straw Dogs: The bookish Hoffman character gets bloody vengeance over either rapists or turtles (I forget)

1) Death of a Salesman: How cool was it when Willie Loman kills himself, rips off his mask, and reveals he is actually a turtle!