I just sold a Hollywood pitch!

And here it is.

Turns out there is this lady who never says "I have to go to the toilet." She only says "I have to go wash my hands" - even when she has got to lay some serious back end business! So her girlfriends follow her in the bathroom, and sure enough, she is a serious toilet user. There are odors and everything. Simply unacceptable.

She breaks down and admits things, and it's very Merchant-Ivory for a bit. Then she goes on a date with that Colombian guy we all like and it works out fine.

So ends the first 10 minutes. After that it's pretty much Star Wars.

It's called "The Untitled Girl From Grey's Anatomy Project" $450,000 option, suckas!