Vila destruction widespread.

(no photo available of Bob Vila in huge form.)

Bob Vila's massive Godzilla-like size and dedication to Taoism has lead to the destruction of over 1,400 homes in Biloxi Mississippi - many of which were finally repaired after Hurricane Katrina.

President Bush has called the disaster "The Attack of Hurricane KatVila."

Upon hearing this, Karl Rove chuckled, then went back to drinking the goat's urine.

Vila is scheduled to be attacked by helicopters and missiles at dawn.