My favorite frog of all time: Frogworth Hopingston

By Betty Lipnikki

Hello world! I love life!

I am also in deep love with my favorite frog of all time. His name is Frogworth Hopingston and he is a PhD – Pretty Happy Dearheart!

Here is why we cannot be beaten.

1) Hops higher and farther than any frog ever

2) Can actually carry additional frogs inside his belly

3) Not slimy, actually cozy to hug

4) He is actually a kangaroo

5) He is nothing like one of those f*cking disgusting frogs!

God bless you Frogworth. Please crush all other frogs slowly with your freakishly large kangaroo feet.