McDonald's Revitalization Plan

Step 1: Shave Ronald's head and replace it with a smaller wig

Step 2: Made red lips bigger, more red like blood

Step 3: Give Ronald a concealed weapon in pocket

Step 4: Give discount on french fries to tweakers

Step 5: Use Sudafed to make meth amphetamine, sell to customers instead of food

Step 6: Buy a book to prevent chemical meth explosion tragedy

Step 7: Do not read book

Step 8: Why did we turn a billion dollar business into an illegal meth operation that is not even profitable?

Step 9: WE ARE ON FIRE NOW!

Photo by Qole Pejorian