Five new flavors of "Frogurt"

You call it frozen yogurt, but I prefer the original zesty nome-de-plume of "Frogurt."

Here are the five new flavors that are set to replace chocolate, vanilla, and chocolate/vanilla swirl.

5) Copper Penny Sucking

4) Post-it Note Cut on Tongue

3) Blackberry (mobile email device)

2) James Whitcomb Reilly's Hoosier Ripple

1) Koo-Koo-Ca-Choo (based on The Beatles' "I am the Walrus." Actually, the flavor comes from the song lyric "Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye.")

Call TCBY and find out when they open.

Photo by jjsawrey