The hottest new business venture is the chain of NordStrom Thurmond department stores.
They carry two lines of clothes: basic/classic and hot/trendy. They are kept in equally-sized, yet seperate sections in the stores. All customers are welcome to shop in either section. But when shopping in a particular section, they request you only use that sections' designated bathroom and water fountain.
More stores opening this Spring in South Carolina and the scarier parts of Texas.
People, I'm an investor in this chain, and I'm making a lot of money, people.
ReplyDeleteThe first time I went into NordStrom I shopped in the basic/classic section with my hot/trendy boyfriend. Oh Boy! the stares we got! You could tell the other men were uncomfortable with the size of his enormous hot/trendy action wear. Plus he could totally play basketball way better than them. But he does do a lot of drugs, can't hold a job and has three baby mamas. A girl can't be too picky these days!
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