Clown vs. Wolf

I woke up, but am still dead.

Sunday, December 24, 2006

And I got one.

And it was less pleasant than I thought.

Thanks, George Soros, for coming through on my request. But next time, please declaw and detooth the beast.

Next year, all I want for Christmas is prosthetic limbs.

Greg Rice: There is a chance I am a lycanthrope or "werewolf" since I am a very heavy sleeper and god knows what actually happens during that time. Even if I am part night-wolf, I will easily be devoured with the rest of you.

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