The power went out 3 months ago due to the Jack Frost Storm of great December. My alarm clock has been flashing 12:00 ever since.
Dude, I only woke up because a stray cat made it into my house, attracted to my long beard (now a home for birds). The feral cat killed 2 birds and tore open my right nostril.
I've been asleep so long, I've forgotten all my power chords.
Did I miss the Lovin' Spoonful concert?
I did?
Why... Why... Why didn't you wake me up?
I will drown my sorrows with my only comfort. I now can check the paper on the progress of my favorite candidate for president, Bill Richardson.
NOOOOO!