What a fire ant thinks before a bite

Fire


Fire


Fire


Move


Feel


Bite?


No Bite?


Move


Fire


Fire


Feel


Bite?


Meat!


Oh, crap my thorax! I think I pulled a muscle in my thorax! Who's got an Advil? Jesus. Where the hell's the queen? Call Betty. Please... Where was I... Oh right...


Meat?


Bite!

Can You Grade My Fantasy Football Team?

Running Back - Tiki Barber

Quarterback - Michael Vick

Wide Receiver - "No Catch" Greesehands (his real name)

#2 Receiver - "Bummy" McFumble (his real name)

Kicker - Kathy Ireland from Necessary Roughness

#2 Kicker - Catherine Zeta Jones from T-Mobile Ad

Defence - Hufflepuff (Slytherin went right before me, damn!)

Tight End - Edward James Olmos (we get 0.5 point for every pockmark on his face)

Sounds bad, but I'm the favorite in my league since no one will play with me and therefore I WIN!