I often don't hear my cell phone ring, so I got myself a new ring tone.
In order for me to hear it, I chose the startling sound of a gun shot. For realism, the sound is deafening, and it goes off right next to my ear.
Since no cell phone can duplicate a gun shot by my ear, I have replaced by traditional bluetooth earpiece with a .38 snub nose. I put my ear in the place your trigger finger goes.
Through science that I shall not explain, whenever my phone rings, the .38 fires. Since I don't want to shoot any people who are not mailmen, I load the gun with blanks.
However, I am questioning the effectiveness of these blanks, since people are sure look like they are actually shot whenever a telemarketer rings to sell me more term life insurance.
Maybe I should not have hired the prop man from The Crow to load my bluetooth .38 full of blanks.
In order for me to hear it, I chose the startling sound of a gun shot. For realism, the sound is deafening, and it goes off right next to my ear.
Since no cell phone can duplicate a gun shot by my ear, I have replaced by traditional bluetooth earpiece with a .38 snub nose. I put my ear in the place your trigger finger goes.
Through science that I shall not explain, whenever my phone rings, the .38 fires. Since I don't want to shoot any people who are not mailmen, I load the gun with blanks.
However, I am questioning the effectiveness of these blanks, since people are sure look like they are actually shot whenever a telemarketer rings to sell me more term life insurance.
Maybe I should not have hired the prop man from The Crow to load my bluetooth .38 full of blanks.
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And that guy thought his mom was crazy when she told him there'd be someone else who could appreciate his work.
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